Schmidt: It's Cece. She doesn't wanna get married.
Nick: What happened
Schmidt: Well her exact words were, "I don't wanna marry Shivrang, but my whole family has flown out here from all the way across the world and I can't back out now. Please, Schmidt, he's my closest friend. Help me."
Nick: What'd Jess say?
Schmidt: Jess didn't hear it, Cece told me with her eyes
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i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
(Source: drinking)
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Should’ve stuck to the status quo
Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers
o m g
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(Source: st4ypozti1ve)
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I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?



