1. 20 May 2013

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    Schmidt: It's Cece. She doesn't wanna get married.
    Nick: What happened
    Schmidt: Well her exact words were, "I don't wanna marry Shivrang, but my whole family has flown out here from all the way across the world and I can't back out now. Please, Schmidt, he's my closest friend. Help me."
    Nick: What'd Jess say?
    Schmidt: Jess didn't hear it, Cece told me with her eyes

  2. i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

    (Source: drinking)

  3. manda:

    athostic:

    guceubcuesu:

    Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

    Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers

    o m g 

  4. lulz-time:

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    lulz-time:

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  7. oh-deir:

    ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

  8. bitchesgetshitdone:

    I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

    Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

  9. nataliavdb:

gnarly:

this movie »>

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    nataliavdb:

    gnarly:

    this movie »>

    HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

    (Source: niick4)